birdie

Insane to be seeing casual posts out in the wild that literally say "I can't stop thinking about H/iguruma's nose." Like okay me too girl, welcome to the club!!!!

doja cat would love him

I don’t even watch this show and this stopped me in my fucking TRACKS

Honestly, I feel like I need to hook up with a snzfucker at least once in my life. Not only would it be easier to communicate what I want them to do, I would also get the opportunity to try sneezing on someone myself. It sounds nice to have sex without the weird feeling of secretly thinking about snz 😅

one thing about me is im GRATEFUL ok if ur having a fit i Will moan after every sneeze

teasingly saying “wow big sneeze” to some itty bitty cutie who has never once had a big sneeze in their life. i’ll lose it rn

I think this would melt my brain

i am a repetitive slut but god i just love when a guy's sneezy and embarrassed about it. just the thought of a sneeze (or a fit) followed by him lowering his head a bit and glancing up at you with big watery eyes. his face flushing as he quickly looks away, and mutters an embarrassed, "excuse me" ##??!?!?/ YOUR HAND IN MARRIAGE. NNNEEOOOOOWWW!!!!!!!1!!!!

"he would not fucking say that" but for sneeze headcanons. like im sorry but they can't all have a luscious juicy three-syllable deal with a porn star buildup. i think he would have a cough sneeze. and☝️i would still fuck it

I think all men should sneeze on the first date so I know whether this is going to work out or not

Thinking about someone falling asleep with their glasses on. They only do this when they’re exhausted and coming down with something, their partner notices. Said partner then gently removes the glasses and gives them a kiss on their too-warm temple, frowning at the heat emanating from there.

The compelling, trembling, quivering inhale before a harsh, slightly bent over sneeze.

love it when someone is annoyed by sneezing. like aww you look so pissed off rn. you embarrassed that you can't stop, that everyone can see it? and you just can't help but hitch up and up and just sneeze and sneeze every time? your face going from enraged, aggravated, rolling your eyes in frustration, and then each time, slowly melting into desperation, as your eyes narrow, your eyebrows go slack, your nostrils flare as you feel the tickle, tickle, tickle, you try to control your breathing, failing, until finally--oh, there you go again!