If you feel bad, remember that you’re considered megafauna
Your put in the same category as the ground sloth <3

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If you feel bad, remember that you’re considered megafauna
Your put in the same category as the ground sloth <3

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Heather Chandler
I love my chud son
All he does is lay around the house in the nude and yell for attention and food
if you're gay but transphobic I do not like you
hey guys- i’m very sad to share the news that i am no longer a part of drawfee going forward. you’ll keep seeing me around as i move on to new things! but please understand the privacy and difficulty around the matter.
thank you everyone for many fun years, and for your continued support going forward 🫶
this is my 9/11

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The christian family in these memes (which are absolutely all over facebook these days) genuinely do always look miserable. Who the fuck is relating to these stock mormon farm cultists. That is a couple who made love only once in pitch darkness with bags on their heads then celebrated the pregnancy with a feast of uncooked potatoes and warm tapwater. The baby seems intrigued though. Maybe only by the bottle of pills??
Could not leave this in the tags <3
5 pm thought: he's gay lol
11 pm thought: unfortunately the sad but logical reality is that he is straight and just kind of a weird freak and also a misogynist but it's still beautiful how romantic his obsession with his best friend is and how its psychosexual nature haunts all his creative work
2 am thought: he's gay and he wants to fuck men and i know this for a fact. and also a misogynist
As an adult I’ve unlocked some of my dad’s more sketchy personal stories and after hearing them I’m like okay I know that you’re not gay at all but considering that you showed up to a drug deal wearing a pink cardigan and used to dress up fancy to play croquet and smoke weed, I can see how some people used to assume that you were gay.
Sometimes you watch scooby doo mystery incorporated for 3 hours straight and feel only joy and fulfillment
Oh that’s a particularly funny joke that I was thinking to myself; I’ll make sure to post that to tumblr later :D
She then never even entered my drafts.

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ZERO hours of sleep
ZERO breakfast
ANNOYING hair pins
MISSING work I gotta make up
COLD as hell
DYNAMIC SHIFT with a friend (?)
Today will be the day I slay thine all mighty
I enjoy when I hear something glug, when I swallow something, in my stomach. It reminds me that I just live in an object.
Alien stage is basically just battle of the bands with a little more homo aortic tension
idk man
I’ve started using chewing sticks to brush my teeth and tbh I’m surprised that zero waste people aren’t all over these things.
Chewing sticks are basically sticks from specific trees that you strip some of the bark off, chew to loosen up the inner fibers, and then brush your teeth with said fibers. You cut off the fibers every other day and strip off more bark so the sticks also force you to keep replacing your toothbrush a bit better than normal ones do because you’re literally whittling them down to nothing over time.
No toothpaste required because the sticks naturally have fluoride in them and being, you know, sticks, they’re biodegradable by nature. So no plastic from the toothpaste because there is no toothpaste and no plastic from the stick because it’s a stick.
Some brands sell them wrapped in plastic but you know, not all of them do that. And you can get a reusable container to put them in when you’re not using them.
But because zero waste people are super into finding complicated ways to reduce plastic usage I was surprised I’ve never heard of these things being discussed in the zero waste YouTube channels I’ve watched. They talk about like bamboo toothbrushes and refillable toothpaste and whatnot. Not chewing sticks.
I’m using them because I can just keep one in my pocket in its little container and they’re super stiff and my gums need strengthening according to my hygienist. (Note if you decide to use these things your gums might bleed the first few times because the fibers are so stiff)
I’m not really using them for environmental reasons but they seem like the sort of thing that extreme tree huggers would like. But no, the only people using chewing sticks seem to be me and people trying to make sure they don’t accidentally swallow toothpaste during Ramadan.

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I’ve always wondered how often mice escape in research labs and what the mouse escapee protocol is and if there are mice that become like laboratory urban legends and end up in the walls fucking things up.
my period right before pride month..? tch, my uterus is homophobic