Unlimited Fun. Limited Valerie.

hi everyone! havent been posting because ive been stranded on an isolated desert planet with a computer with nothing but Monster High: Friday Night Frights on it. do you hate me...?

got pulled over and this slime police officer wants to know if im in the ingloop or the outgloop

with my magnifying glass looking for clues. cant find anything and these bitch widowers keep pestering me. i told them the next step is in iowa. suckers

bleeding on my cigarette. the chicks dig it. what they dont know is that i hit my mouth on the door and it really really really hurts

(stirrinf from a decades long fitful slumber) i think if seinfeld was made today there would be an episode where newmann detransitions to get in on jerrys woman only boardgame night

lamb over rice? yeah good for her. im over this uncomfortable chair