and im still alive

bugs are the women of animals

you talk about how you think a certain bug is cool and immediately a complete stranger materializes in front of you and without prompting starts telling you their fantasies about torturing it to death. and when you tell them to fuck off everyone acts like you're the one being insensitive and aggressive because you failed to consider that maybe the person's violent animal torture fantasies are rooted in #trauma or something. which is basically the same experience as being a fan of a fictional woman online

any phannie worth their salt will tell you that its not the fact that they're in a relationship that is shocking its the fact that they announced it

ppl who dont/havent watched dnp keep saying things like "i thought we already knew" which is funny because none of the phannies, who did actually know, are saying that, because its explicitly rude and also completely besides the point

"i thought we already knew" i could fill libraries with what you don't know

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i hate when something violent happens to a right wing politician and every left leaning pundit and politician gets on their soap box about how "violence isn't the answer" as if the right wing ideology doesn't inherently encourage violence.

my apologies etsy witches i was not familiar with your game

what? oh sweetheart no, you're not weirding me out at all. you're weirding me in. keep talking, freak

I'm so tired of every blogger that gets popular on here ending up posting about incest one way or another. Even as a joke. Haha you're so funny. Hope a plane crashes on your house

I was gonna say earlier that way too many people are against incest because it's "conforming to the status quo." Like... You should be against incest because it's a form of lifelong, traumatizing abuse that people are attempting to normalize more and more online. Not because liking it makes you a normie or whatever. That's what I think anyway.

love when a mother asks if they have ever done anything to hurt you. ma'am, you will literally never be ready to have this conversation

sometimes a family isn't a mum, dad, and kid. sometimes it's an author who's books have started to fall off in recent years, a starving toy shop owner, a disabled lesbian with a husband, a japanese cowboy who's not over his divorce, a 20 year old who lives in a robot, and a gentleman faggot

i'm trying to flirt with this noblewoman but she keeps asking me to demonstrate my flawless sword technique and i don't think she realizes how much effort i'm putting in to make my tits bounce while doing so

whoa whoa whoa, are you enjoying yourself right now? rookie mistake. you're supposed to be afraid and angry... yeah no all the time. how else will you prove you care about all the problems?

for sale: undertale copy, never played