snowleek

if he has abs he doesnt care about you

men with abs aren’t capable of love

hello my name is indie horror story author and basically my job is to lure you in with a really creative idea and hook that gets you super excited and then right when things start to get good im gonna throw the atmosphere and my writing style out the window and start introducing liiikeee cults and government organizations and all the characters are gonna turn into like one-liner blurting action heroes who get into likeeee gunfights and car chases and stufffff and then its gonna like keep escalating until you feel like youre reading a marvel movie script plz buy my novel i started out on nosleep

I'm opening another portal. fifth portal I've opened today

to be honest, kitten doesnt know how many more “ok 💗 yay 💗”s they have left in them

and the winner of superwholock is officially??? no one. we all lost. congrats team

all my haters become tomaters in my lovely summer garden

ok i’m done being crazy lol

no i’m not