snowleek

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

some people are taking "doomed" to mean "dead". this is actually a misconception! you can be doomed even if you don't die! it's sometimes worse if you don't die!

not a true star wars fan cuz i dont think we should make milk all those colors

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the most important virtues for the young woman are as follows: time theft, selfishness, orgasms, irreverence to authority, sacrilegious behavior, a questioning mind, and eating regular meals.

everything’s gonna be okay allegedly

im inhaling enough hopeberries to kill a fully grown doubtpig

I get a strike at the bowling alley and the screen plays a clip of me being born

im a protected species you fucking asshole