Plump and Sweet

finally this website is starting to work properly

remember when we were free? when we could run in the fields and feel the wind in our hair? i miss that too.

I remember when we could look at a pineapple without thinking of your sex life.

do you ever tell people you’ll be going to sleep but then you don’t and you have to not do anything noticable online for the sake of it seeming as if you didn’t lie to them

this post is classic tumblr in a lot of ways but the one I appreciate the most is that the second post happened eleven years after the first one. one of these days I’m going to see a reply to a post by someone younger than the post itself and we’re all just going to have to deal with it

It's the most Jerma-like movements possible

You can't be talking like that, White Gilgamesh

my dad's wildlife photography would do numbers on here

so there is a whole video game about peeing?

Might as well.

It's the most Jerma-like movements possible