Gobwork

My belly completely blocks my view of my partner now when he’s spelunking face first in my fatpad 🔥

Arugula is some crap they found on the ground for real

thats because its plance. there are others as well

the thing about piracy is that i know i deserve everything for free forever

one horse here is really hogging the brain cell

REVEAL YOURSELF

the way the person in the back fake kicked at the gray horse took me OUT

@identifying-horses-in-posts

Sure, those are all horses. Don't worry about it.

The absolute contempt for these locks is palpable.

finally this website is starting to work properly

remember when we were free? when we could run in the fields and feel the wind in our hair? i miss that too.

I remember when we could look at a pineapple without thinking of your sex life.

do you ever tell people you’ll be going to sleep but then you don’t and you have to not do anything noticable online for the sake of it seeming as if you didn’t lie to them

this post is classic tumblr in a lot of ways but the one I appreciate the most is that the second post happened eleven years after the first one. one of these days I’m going to see a reply to a post by someone younger than the post itself and we’re all just going to have to deal with it