and, that is why i like air.

She came for him

“well maybe when you were my age you were a dumb piece of shit”

I CANNOT

listen as long as you understand what a person is trying to say even though they happen to mispronounce a word or their sentence structure is disarranged then theres no need to be an authoritative dick and condescendingly correct them like if you understand the message theres no need to shamelessly embarrass the messenger 

I love how it’s barely been half a century since Europeans stopped straight up mass murdering each other as a regular thing that happened every couple decades or so, and they’ve somehow decided in their infinity wisdom that they’re the world’s foremost experts on political stability and human rights and w/e nonsense they congratulate themselves on.

ive never fucked off and been a fun and irreverent young person bc im literally aware of all possible things that could go wrong at all times in any given situation

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take me here

What did we do to deserve him

she did that .

omfg 

I’m roberta

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