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"Villain era," I hiccup between sobs as I'm forced to assert basic boundaries for my mental well being.

BOTOX IS EVIL FILLER IS EVIL “LIFT” IS EVIL FAT REMOVAL IS EVIL COSMETIC SURGERY IS EVIL ITS FUCKING EVIL ANTI-AGING IS EVIL ITS EVIL ITS EVIL  LET THE FLESH SUBMIT ITSELF TO GRAVITY 

So weird that almost everyone you miss is only a phone call away. I’d call you but I can’t

ok i’ve washed my hair and put on a big t shirt there is no mental illness in this body

*reading my own writing* wow this really does cater to all my specific needs

I was on the subway today, and when the train got delayed, this little kid was like, “fuck,” and a literal chorus of grown-ups went: “HEY.”

let him say fuck

I was at a crossing once and a kid’s dad said ‘and we have to wait for the green man’ and the 30 people on this crossing all stood waiting for the green man just to prove to this kid that that’s what you do. I’ve never seen anyone wait for the green man on this crossing before you just go when its clear. But Everyone Waited. 

Corollary to “it takes a village” is that you’re gonna get a village whether you ask for it or not.

they should make a family occasion that girls can easily survive