penguins of matter gas car

Being alive is kinda out of my price range right now

*me reaping* i know i for sure did not sow this much no way all this was me

[ID: Gifs of clay in the shape of a pleading emoji bring destroyed in various ways: being crushed, smashed, and cut in half. End ID]

Good news! Elementary schoolers of the modern day still believe this is part of vanilla minecraft. I have borne firsthand witness to these discussions.

the folkloric gate to heaven requires journeying to hell to get its building material

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The line delivery, the acting, the fact that I can hear this without sound, the way they’re treating it as though this is a murder trial, and Mr. Electric’s reaction to this are part of what makes this scene hilarious

where’s jack going

to undo the future that is aku

“its been a long week” me on a Tuesday