Haunted

*blows a kiss* for bi men

imagine if instead of it being called a sip it was as called a suck. can I have a suck of water? 🤨

fuuuuck i left my mic unmuted at work for 10 mins by accident and my computer chair kind of sounds like really big creaky farts whenever it moves and i was chewing gum hella hella hella loud on the open mic and rocking around and shifting and like humming and the chair was creaking so much they probably thought i was sitting there ripping ass like it’s nothing chewing so crazy loud what a hog

what

fuuuuck i left my mic unmuted at work for 10 mins by accident and my computer chair kind of sounds like really big creaky farts whenever it moves and i was chewing gum hella hella hella loud on the open mic and rocking around and shifting and like humming and the chair was creaking so much they probably thought i was sitting there ripping ass like it’s nothing chewing so crazy loud what a hog

okay

well, be seeing you

they are lovers

“fish fear me” I went to the lake and none of them knew you.

they need to make an app for the mentally ill …

this is the app we r on it rn babe

Edward Cullen energy

what does that mean?

tshirt that says "IF U ASK ME ABOUT MY CAREER I WILL KILL MYSELF IN FRONT OF U"

i come back from a book and its like how the hell are you people just going on like this. didnt you read the book with me. how is the real world so disconnected from the whole book world i just experienced