Slit My Waist

#NO FATHERLESS CHILDREN IN MY LOBBY

Freddie reincarnated,,, back on his bullshit,,,

i truly cannot believe someone accused mitski of keeping them as a child sex slave (that her dad BOUGHT FOR HER AS A HS GRADUATION GIFT) in her SUNY purchase dorm as like a 19 year old and not only did y’all buy that shit but also had the fucking nerve to lecture people for “celebrity worship” as though this moderately famous indie singer was kylie jenner or something all the while said person keep creating a more and more fucking ridiculous story which included a claim of suffering from stroke-level brain damage and memory loss from being pistol whipped and assassination attempts from their family members AND working with the FBI to expose their parents…..and then deleted and y’all were like “well leave them alone this is a normal response to some other trauma” ???????????????????????

Damn, yall started writing “your parents sold you to one direction” fanfics in the form of callout posts

I was worried it was trauma at first but I’m glad it’s not so I can guiltlessly laugh at this owl

LEFT EYE SEES THE FUTURE, RIGHT EYE SEES THE PAST

boyfriend just got in the shower and went “Oh Crap” and i went !!!!!! and he paused and went “Can you please take my glasses.” and then his glasses poked out the side of the shower curtain and i was like damn. ADHD be Like That.

Omg

god this is missing the best part JIM HENSON I think Ms. Rand and my character Oscar the Grouch would have a lot to talk about actually. I am laughing out loud at this idea. AYN RAND Why would I want to talk to him. What has he achieved or trying to achieve. JIM HENSON He has achieved what I think is the ultimate goal of your way of thinking.

lmao

Savage

I can’t believe I never knew that Jim Henson straight up murdered Ayn Rand.