"this is why i never come to time square--it always smells like urine, and scammers keep trying to lure you into their shops."

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"this is why i never come to time square--it always smells like urine, and scammers keep trying to lure you into their shops."

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He didn't have the heart to keep up the lie, but fortunately Laura was too gung ho to get onto the mission that he didn't have to. "Good evening. I'd let it air out." Kurt said offering a fanged smile to the bewildered stranger as they headed into the main establishment.
"Roof could be good. Good for your nose and a good vantage point for bamfing." Kurt scanned the bar looking for particularly hostile or scared use. No looks towards him more hateful than usual. "Like you thought, I don't think they're in here. If we head out to the back I can get us onto the roof." He added under his breath.
Kurt was the best person Laura could think to bring on this reconnaissance mission. There was far too much ground to cover and not enough time otherwise. She needed to be able to get in and out of rooms that were sure to have biometric security and giant steel doors, and if things took a turn for the deadly, Kurt could get them out in an instant. Because there was no way in hell she was walking into a weapon x building without an escape plan and solid back up.
Besides Kurt was good company anyway. At his suggestion, Laura turned and spotted the door obscured by the shadows of the bar. It had an unlit emergency exit sign hanging above it. Without another word, she b-lined in that direction, crossing the middle of the bar floor and parting through a generous crowd of bodies along the way. Eventually she came to a wall of a man that wouldn't budge and as she tried to step around him he kept stepping back into her path. Not at all in the mood for games, Laura shoved him out of her way, sending the liquid in his pint mug sloshing over the rim and onto his flannel shirt.
Naturally, he started belligerently cursing after her, but Laura ignored the man. She was almost out the door when she shoved and it only gave a few inches before slamming to a stop. A length of chain was wrapped around the handle from the outside. Annoyed, she quickly popped a singular claw and swiped up through the gap, tearing through the chains like butter. Laura kicked the door open and by the time they were outside, the bartender was yelling at them, too.
Oops.
She was about to ask Kurt to make it quick , when the beligerent mountain man stumbled toward the door.
"Hey, MUTIE FREAKS!" He stood in the door way holding a broken beer bottle, now that his flannel was off, the orchis shirt he had been concealing underneath was clear as day.
She’s so pretty…
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Kurt offered a small smile though he always hated mentioning that it went through a hell adjacent dimension. "Well, by the smell I would think you'd be able to tell it's the bathroom at the Newark Airport." he replied with a small wink and a chuckle as he absently tried to wipe the scent of the brimstone of his jacket, Noticing the her seeming discomfort he solemn, empathetic, found it's way across his lips. "Das tut mir leid, Laura." He apologized. "I should have given more of a warning."
"is that what that smell is?" she could have sworn she smelled sulfur, but then again that could have been mistaken with flatulence... Laura turned and pushed the stall door open, dismissing the thought. "No worries, I've had worse." she replied, making eye contact with a guy who was just about to enter the stall. Objectively...he had a right to look at them strangely, but that didn't stop her from returning the stare, as if it was he who was confused. "Right, Newark." Laura said, glancing at Kurt. "We should get to a rooftop and see if I can catch a scent, yeah?"
"Are we traveling through somewhere when you do that, or was I hallucinating?" Laura found her feet, swallowing back the contents of her breakfast. Every once in a while she convinced herself she was used to kurts bamfing, and then she was violently humbled.
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Remy is a good big brother :)