Snickerswhirr

i’m in florida and everyone is attractive and tall?????? why

also why it warm? it january

this is so fucking hilarious, especially when you remember OP is an experienced rabbit owner.

Did that cat just turn into a dog with a single button press?

witchcraft 

Reblog cabbage lady for good luck in 2017 🍀

we opened at 11 this morning. i watched an old man literally pry the fucking sliding doors open at 10:43 and stand there just staring into the empty store and my coworker & i were like sir. for the love of fuck

I worked in a restaurant for while and a woman climbed past an A board sign, ignored the sign on a the door saying the opening times and trotted on in. When told we were not open she asked why the door was unlocked. My manager explained that it has to be unlocked when people are in the building to comply with fire regulations. Which lead to my favourite exchange with a customer: Woman: But there are no people in here. Manager: Madam. The staff count as people. Woman: That’s ridiculous. *Storms out*

“The staff count as people” has me dead

yesterday at target the cashier said ‘your receipt is in the bag’ and i responded with ‘you too’ so i’ve been dealing with that for the past 18 hours but i’m slowly coming to terms with it which is cool

Unless you literally shit yourself and even then its iffy cashiers will not remember you

this is fucked up because im old enough to know the song but too old to know who that twink is 

This is too much adorableness <3<3<3

I’ll reblog this every time I see it, because there’s something about burly beardy bikers giving help and companionship to a small hurt kitten that makes the world a little bit better.