terrified of responsibility

imagine how great life would be if big snakes were sapient and wanted to cuddle with you always

Ngl the idea of painting this on myself is driving me a little nuts... why have I never tried body art

The first time I had scales painted on me for anthrocon, I was SO reluctant to wash them off. If you have the opportunity, paint some on the back of your hand so you can see them move with your skin. It's unreal.

I won't lie, I haven't even done it yet and I already feel like my life has changed

For thousands of years humanity has selectively bred chickens to have larger breasts and to have to lay eggs constantly. We did it to get more meat and per chicken, but from the perspective of the domesticated chickens they’re sorta living in a very specific fetish scenario

There are two types of people who refuse to elaborate on things

There's a third type.

Git yourself a good mech image, I know a bunch of you play Lancer!

I think it would be really wonderful if seagulls were constructed more like bottles with a mystery inside. What I'm imagining is that were you to catch one, you could then unscrew its face and there would be a glowing gem nestled in some sort of socket. The Core of the Gull so to speak. Then you could swap that around with other seagulls, and after screwing the faces back on they would fly off as if nothing happened. Hm... Is this too esoteric, or do some of you see what I am getting at?

Yes, this is magnificent! ❤️

id lie right to willy wonkas face. “did you drink fizzy lifting drinks” of course not. And then id hit him

rewatched both of the movies yesterday and i just wanted to say I was right and you were wrong

Infuriating Catholics by asking if I get to be my fursona in Heaven, and if they say no, pointing out that it's not Heaven if I don't get to be my fursona

Jima was SO good at the show these last couple of days. I think it's only fair to reward her with a sushi dinner.

i cant be dommed i'm too afraid of vulnerability

"willingly relinquishing control" haha youre funny

"you're a good girl it's okay" you are trying to hurt me stay back

hot take possibly? but i actually think it’s okay for things to be marketed for adults. it’s literally okay if things aren’t suitable for children. i feel like we are losing the plot

Correct. Furthermore: children bending or breaking the rules to get a peek at something that's not intended for them is a part of growing up.

Also, a lot of things not intended for children are... at the end of the day kinda fine for them to look at of they really want to? They just won't get it and/or be grossed out by some of it. They won't explode or anything. It is literally fine.