Creature - Snark Octopus Crab

but do you play shorter games with worse graphics made by people who are paid more to work less 🤨

the thing about "I want shorter games with worse graphics made by people who are paid more to work less and I'm not kidding" is that these games exist and are out there and you have to make the conscious choice to seek them out instead of just expecting the big companies to deliver this, because they will not

I've been playing Silksong and my love for Hornet burns brighter day by day. She'll meet a stranger on the road, politely introduce herself, and tell them gravely and sincerely that she's concerned for their safety in this dangerous land, and that she hopes they keep well. And then she'll take out a fantasy 4Loko from under her cloak, chug the whole thing, crush the can against her forehead, and fling herself off of a cliff into the subterranean lair of Mother Fucker Unlimited, a monster six times her size, slaughter him and a dozen of his most annoying friends, black out, wake up an hour later on the cold ground, drag herself back up onto her feet, and do it all again.

Several people in-game explicitly call her out for this too! Her response is a firm but gentle "I am built different."

“Yeah, we can eat this twogirl style” my girlfriend, referring to a pizza we just ordered

Reblog if you want to get eaten twogirl style

I really must say this is more of a Onegirl style size of pizza. if you want to twogirl style a pizza i think it should be of more size?