Creature - Snark Octopus Crab

You can actually get a way better ending if instead of fighting me you put on all the various equipment and gear you find around my castle (ignore the 'cursed' modifier, it's just 'cause glowing red really brings together the aesthetic) and then click the option that's normally grayed out even though it has a red border and also you shouldn't save beforehand even though it warns you too.

they should invent a job that hires trans women

now we talk a lot on this website about wildbow being wildly homophobic when he writes lesbians on purpose. and that's true a lot of the time. but i would rather have to read a dozen intentional wildbow lesbians than one wildbow fat person

count dracula? uhhh ok. one

🧛 nathing vrong vith me

Date of origin: May 15th, 2015

I cannot imagine 1) That the Corporation Rim would produce free entertainment 2) That Murderbot paid for any of its serials. The entertainment feed is HuMaxFlix Plus with 500 different micro subscription options, and Murderbot has been the universe's most prolific TV pirate this whole time.

You know, I never thought about it in those terms, and I think you're absolutely correct. No wonder everyone's open to Murderbot offering a free media upload. No wonder it makes friends so fast xD

This choker is worth 30 times more than the United States

30×0=0

I also think that the strength gap is at least partially manufactured women would in fact be stronger overall if little girls were encouraged to do physically taxing games and activities and eat their fill while they’re growing vs having to constantly diet and be sedentary indoors (or god forbid do intense cardio while under-eating). The amount of adult women honestly afraid to lift weights bc they think they’ll get bulky as though bulking isn’t a full time job that athletes have to spend all their time on and anyone on earth gets shredded from just using their adult muscles for their intended purpose, girl your bone density 🥀

if you say women are intentionally nerfed from birth in 2026 people look at you like you’re insane and start condescendingly telling you about how women are just better at different things (but not during their periods haha) but this was a completely basic feminist talking point I grew up with like “girls can do it too! [shot of little girls climbing and running with boys]” nickelodeon commercial tier base level I hate it how is everyone suddenly dumber than the average 7 year old