Sneaks

….fuck that’s the whole thing though, innit

Every store I went to today was completely sold out of my safe foods, as well as basic staples and simple meals, so even if the coronavirus probably won’t hurt me, the people out there panic buying everything certainly will

Lmao there are people out there who are like "the hardest part of being an adult is having to choose what to eat for dinner each night" meanwhile I'm over here with my fucking eating disorder being like "I Will Eat The Same Meal Every Night Until I Can No Longer Stand It"

Buffets are PVP enabled areas

Just saw a lady pour chili onto her pizza

Enchanting her weapon

if i ever met pikachu, i would shake his little paw and be like “im a big fan of your work”

and he’d b like “pika!” and make the :3c face and i would b like “exactly”