Did I mention I'm the great stone dragon?

When you meet Edward Elric he gives off the impression that he's the short-tempered hot-headed "violence is the answer to all life's questions" kind of protagonist, and it's in fact incredible character craft that he's actually the character who ends the series with a negative-3 kill count.

God's worst soldier Edward Elric. Showed up as the youngest member of the Amestrian army, took millions of dollars from them, never followed a single order, helped dismantle their fascist regime, left with a lower kill count than he arrived with, then fucked off to go be a house-husband. Character of all time.

You know, when you said "negative-3 kill count," I, who haven't seen the anime, thought, "He resurrected 3 people?????" But I'm seeing here on the wiki that apparently resurrection in this anime is a terrible idea.

Official addition to this post.

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

The first attested cat in Japan was given to a young 9th century emperor and his diary about it includes such gems as 'I affixed a bow about its neck, but it did not remain for long.", "The color of the fur is peerless. None could find the words to describe it, although one said it was reminiscent of the deepest ink.", "When it lies down, it curls in a circle like a coin. You cannot see its feet. It’s as if it were circular Bi disk." and "I am convinced it is superior to all other cats.” Basically posting about how his void is the best little void and so good at getting really round

you gotta read, you gotta write, you gotta draw, you gotta watch films and shows. there is literally NO time to be employed

it's been said a million times but i will never get over how toby fox actually attempted to make deltarune shortly after he got the idea for it (from a fever dream, mind you) but then he was like "hm, the scope of this game seems a bit big for my current skills, i think i should make a smaller game as practice" and that smaller game. was fucking undertale

like his "oh let me just figure out this whole making a game thing, little rough draft" was one of the most important and well-loved games of the fucking decade . robert "toby" "don't call me radiation" "radiation" fox, small white dog that you are,

Thats the context for this meme???

I feel like I've been robbed the whole time. This is magical.

I'm dying