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so. lance is bi article. thoughts?
they interviewed a bunch of tumblr blogs about lance and didn’t include me so it’s immediately invalid by default
on a more serious note, here’s why the whole lance is bi article left a bad taste in my mouth:
for starters, the first paragraph itself refers to the LGBT community as a whole using the q slur as an umbrella term. and while a lot of people have already reclaimed using it, that doesn’t necessarily mean everyone has, so using it repeatedly throughout the article was just….. it was pretty tough to read
the article talked about how some fans feel like lance wouldn’t really be bisexual if he ended up with a girl at the end of the series, and while it’s true that some people DO think that, majority of the fanbase is also trying to educate the people that that’s not how bisexuality works. there are a lot of kids in the fanbase who still haven’t been as exposed to what’s proper and improper when it comes to these things, but there are also a lot of people (sometimes even fellow kids) who try their best to guide them through that. it’s not really my main “the fuck…” moment with the article, but i just don’t think it gives enough credit to how hard people are working to make this fanbase a safe space
he brought up how rabid people become when he released the article about jeremy saying lance’s milkshakes bring EVERYONE to the yard, and how it was bad that we’re taking it as though it’s like the word of god from all the posts we make about it. like first of all my good bitch those are shitposts and we do it to cope, and second of all, we’re not idiots. we know proper representation of actual bisexual lance confirmation is supposed to come from nowhere but the show itself, but we’re just trying to have a good time with how lance’s own voice actor seems so openly supportive of it. that’s literally fucking all
he even mentioned the whole “fake fan demands canon klance or they’ll release studio screenshots” disaster….. as if it wasn’t already confirmed that it’s just some troll who didn’t even ship klance doing shit to give a bad name to everyone who ships it and didn’t really have any leverage but, you know, go off i fucking guess
he also said that the show isn’t q-baiting the fans, and that the fans are q-baiting themselves which is….. what lmao. literally how many times do we have to analyze frames and coloring techniques in particular scenes for people to get that we’re not pulling this shit from our asses? we are fucking getting all this information from what the show feeds us, and don’t even dare tell me that we’re looking at everything through rainbow-colored glasses ‘cause this is media. this is animation, even. everything the animators do is supposed to mean something. that’s the whole point of telling a story through visuals — words aren’t enough because you also have to show a story through the images you make
and another thing that really struck a nerve with me? the fact that he said that creators don’t owe us shit when it comes to their story. because listen, i studied media in college. we had multiple classes on producing media content and audience impact and reciprocation. a constant question we ask is “how can you give the audience what they want in the most satisfying way possible while also making them crave for more?” the minute you put your creative product out in the media, it’s not yours anymore. it becomes the audience’s. it’s something that’s been repeatedly drilled into our brains back in our classes, and it’s something we had to swallow painfully hard. because that’s the whole point of telling stories in the media; no one tells stories in public for themselves — they tell it for the people. whether it’s for a particular group or for the general public, storytelling for the media was and is all about pleasing the audience (while compromising and trying to make it pleasing to you too, but that’s a whole other topic) otherwise if you don’t want people to inject their own opinions on how your shit should be, don’t release it in that medium at all. so no, the whole “creators don’t owe you shit” idea? not a valid argument
one last thing that made my blood boil: how the article says that even if lance isn’t confirmed as bisexual, there are plenty of other canonically bisexual characters out there we can identify with and love. as if….. that’s what we want. it’s so degrading, having to be told that “hey you already got a niche of characters you can pick from! just choose from them!” that. is. not. why. we. want. bi. lance. you fucking idiots. having a canonically bisexual latinx character in a popular children’s show who’s complex and doesn’t fit the usual stereotypes is IMPORTANT. it’s not only important for a representation of sexuality, but of race as well. of how representation of race and sexuality is very important to overlap and intertwine with one another. it’s not just us wanting our “uwu sweet child” to be bi for the hell of it, it’s actually important to us to see that in a show as well received as voltron. because this isn’t something we saw when we were kids. this isn’t something we see often even now
and the article misses that point completely
on a list of dumb shit i know:
the grass in the original shrek movie is not grass. its hair. they used hair textures for the grass bc the actual grass for some reason in their computer modelling programs would not behave like grass so they used hair textures colored green.
elvis presley was a registered DEA officer who asked nixon for the title and was awarded it.
What else?
the great escape artist houdini was living in a time period where mysticism, fortune telling, ouija boards, seances and etc were becoming very common place and trendy. and he fucking hated it so much. so much that he would go to seances in disguise and make some bullshit off the wall shit like “my son died last year can you let me talk to him” and the seance person would be like ‘THIS IS YOUR SON HELLO FATHER’ then he’d rip off his disguise and be like YOU FRAUD I HAVE NO CHILDREN.
He died on Halloween night in detroit and as far as i know every year they hold seances on halloween trying to get in contact with his spirit. If seances work i bet his ghost is just pissed off and not responding out of raw spite.
foxes cant snarl like dogs and wolves cus the muscles in their muzzle dont allowe it so they just drop their jaws and scream.
a parasite called leucochloridium paradoxum, when eaten by a snail, enters the snail's eyestalks and makes them look like caterpillars so birds will eat them (that way, the parasite can chill inside the bird and eat whatever passes through its digestive tract) and it looks like this
(i think it's neat, my friend thinks it's gross)
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Sailor J on YouTube is why our beloved house is trending on Tumblr today.
Her content on YouTube is amazing, completely honest humor that makes so much sense. Please go check her out!!! She’s a queen and deserves a whole lotta love!
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Hamilkin: an umbrella term for those who identify partially or entirely as a character/person from the musical Hamilton
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Do you draw blitz/hearth? 4a looks so them to me <3
Of course I do, after all I really don’t have a life.
Here, have fun with these beautiful men!!
a really quick warmup doodle of the goodest bday boy
hunk realizes that since his job is liberating as many planets as he and his team can and one day hopefully dethroning an emperor, which is pretty illegal, he’s technically a criminal now and he just screams for five minutes. is it fear? is it the joy of being a total badass? no one knows. not even himself.

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Happy bday Hunk! 💛
it’s a surprise for when he wakes up
i’m not religious but thank god for hunk
at hunk’s birthday party
lance: everybody, before we cut the cake, i’d like to make a quick speech
lance: you all know the quote, “the hunter becomes the hunted.” it’s the tagline to like six of my favorite movies. well, i say we put a spin on it. hunk is the sweetest guy there is, always looking out for us, making sure everybody is okay. there is no end to the love in this big guy’s heart. so today, we show him the appreciation he deserves. today, the lover becomes the loved. thank you.
everyone: *thunderous applause, hunk is blushing*

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Happy birthday to this big ball of yellow happiness :)
happy birthday to the brightest star in the sky! 💛