Child of Cosmic Sunshine

T.Rex would absolutely eat a chicken

A chicken would eat a T Rex, if it could get away with it.

chat reminder to just write whatever the fuck you want. write that overused trope. write that obscure shit that no one will have heard of. just. do it. your writing is yours stop depriving it of that.

honestly in the era of AI slop it is more important than ever for you to write or draw that incredibly niche/strange/unpalatable thing you want to make. the world needs the unique weirdness of people more than ever

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

#HAPPY GOOD FRIDAY

how does it feel to be the funniest person on earth

self discipline is so hard like. i know the sucker who's in charge...a pushover who hates authority and loves hedonism

I shouldn't have to tell you not to respond to random text messages claiming to be from protest organizers or petitions for causes you might agree with, right? You already know that just because a message says it's from your state rep or senator or candidate, and they just want to confirm you had a great time at the protest or rally or whatever-- you already know to not engage and to assume it's a hostile actor who got your data from any of a thousand sources, right? Right? You already know that. Sure you do, of course you knew that. I'm being foolish, I don't need to remind you of that, you're already cool