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KING JAMES, CAN YOU CHILL?

Local King Cannot Stop Promoting His Boyfriend

where’s the lush period drama about this series of events?

fun thing about king James, this guy was fairly public about his bf (more public than what was acceptable). He threw lots of extravagant parties with his man on his arm. It pissed off the church obviously so to get them off his back, he’s the one that ordered the third translation of the Bible from Hebrew to English (the King James Version aka the Authorized Version) so the Bible every hot blooded all American Christian reads today was literally just written so a very gay king could fuck his boyfriend in peace.

I was literally like, “Oh that one!” Then I would scroll to the next one and say “Oh wait that one’s so good!”  Deathly Hallows or Half-Blood is probably my favorite, although Chamer and Prisoner are so good as well. They’re all so good! 

I can’t choose. I love them all but I do love the longer hair in the last movies.

This is the greatest post I have ever laid eyes upon.

reblog if u believe to have, personally, had sex with the Ghost of Severus Snape

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