Jamie

when Jesus knew Judas would betray him but invited him to brunch just for the drama of it all

Real Housewives of Nazareth

😧

jay gatsby’s car was a real hit with the ladies

i know literally nothing about great gatsby but i know tumblr and with that knowledge i am 500% sure that jay gatsby hits some motherfucker with his car

Tumblr: gateway to great literature.

[chris traeger voice] literally

 [jean-ralphio voice] the wo~orst

[tom haverford voice] Nooo

[ben wyatt voice] bobby newport

[ron swanson voice] son.

[leslie knope voice] ann you beautiful tropical fish

[everyone collectively] JERRY

[jerry sputtering]

[april ludgate voice] Ew.

[andy dwyer voice] Macklin, you son of a bitch. 

[councilman jeremy jamm voice] you just got JAMMED

I can read each of these in their voices and it’s glorious 

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