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lucy liu deserves the lesbian cult following that cate blanchett has and you can’t change my mind

people have no problem calling drag queens ‘she/her’ but when stone butch lesbians want to use he/him pronouns due to their complicated relationship with sexuality and gender, it becomes a Hot Discourse topic, honestly, fuck that

No reason why the next Overwatch character can’t be a Greek Orthodox priest

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This is what we mean when we say bi couples just work different

whats ur sign and ur opinion on sleeping naked

DMing is just nerd service topping

i arrive at the gay bar in full butch getup and i look like super hot like trust me and i start buying chocolate milk for the femmes at the bar…..between my striking good looks and my generosity concerning tasteful dairy products i have impressed them greatly and after an hour of chatting I make my move. i reach into my pocket and remove a large, gorgeous lichen affixed to a piece of bark from its protective herbarium packet that I have concealed in my pants pocket. “it’s a symbiotic relationship between a fungus and an algae,” i begin,

You say shitpost but I swear to god I would pick up the U-haul on our way home from the bar don’t try me

^^^^