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practicing self care less out of self love and more for the sheer logical reasoning of it’d be kinda stupid of me to expect myself to be able to function without proper maintenance

“oh i don’t deserve rest and relaxation, i haven’t done enough, i haven’t earned it” and my car’s breaks don’t deserve break fluid because they aren’t breaking well enough to earn it. that’s what you sound like!!!!!

Whenever I get demented about a character to a degree that is frightening even myself I refuse to seek out fanart because the concept of seeing something out of place compared to the happenings in my mind palace is too harrowing. In turn I refuse to speak of it in any manner other than vaguely or in self censoring asterisks because I will descend into madness and get too passionate and it's embarassing. And yes I was bullied as a child before you ask

Do u guys like me as evil or good cuz im flexible

the way i understand the difference between blorbo and The Character is that blorbo activities are 1. fun and 2. voluntary. when youre rotating blorbo in your mind you’re playing with your tuoys. but when The Character has got ahold of you then you are a tortured artist being plagued by visions

if you’ve been following me for 4+ years i’m certain you could make a chart of every character i’ve gotten attached to and it would tell you more about me than any therapist’s notes ever could. but we don’t have the time for that. there are other things at hand. do not even worry about it. next exhibit. we’re moving along. we’re walking

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Now why would Tumblr user twinktorturer say something like this

I love the moment of ADHD panic when you realize you only have 45 minutes left to do two easy five minute tasks

evil therapist: to ground yourself, look around, name 5 things you can kill, and 4 things you can at least maim