everything in transit

why do they even make movies without gay sex....

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The object comparisons are things of an equivalent weight, not things you can cut with the swords. Just saying so to preemptively stop cursed comments.

i bet on crazy frogs

Saying Uma Thurman is too old to reprise her role as Poison Ivy at 49 is a weak and sexist take. How old do you think Robert Downey Jr and Mark Ruffalo are? Let Harley have her milf.

Let Harley have her milf.

i wish we could scale images on our posts and move them around like microsoft word

if you ever drink too much water you can just eat a box of raisins and the raisins will absorb it and turn into grapes. but now you have a problem of too many grapes in your body. so you have to eat silica gel to dehydrate the graoes again

I just think it's important that Tumblr knows a man is cosplaying as the Ever Given and is blocking doorways at Dragon Con 2021.