The Horrors

remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

people wanting men to wear crop tops and then being grossed out at happy trails. you fool thats the point of men wearing crop tops

the citizens of Vienna looking at the Loos building

Absolutely the most creative and obtuse way anyone's roasted my boy, thank you

Mr. J, is your necktie made of salami or maybe ham?

This is how people talk to Mr. J

@straycatj

"irreversible side effects of HRT" all of life is irreversible. i cannot go back a single second in time

also i know what i want. i know the risks. everything has risk. i am already living! why am i living half a life because of what YOU fear? stop talking down to transsexuals

enamored lately with an asmr channel i stumbled upon on youtube that’s literally just a sweet korean lady pretending to give her enormous ragdoll cat (who she pretends is a famous and wealthy cat actress) extravagant spa treatments that are wildly, wildly overpriced (because the cat is rich)

I love it when people use "shrimp" to mean "beyond the human range". like "shrimp colors" but applied to other things. "shrimp emotions" "shrimp sounds" "shrimp morality", as if shrimp are living some kind of transcendent existence that humans can never comprehend

turns out... these little creatures are not so "shrimple" after all!

why'd I write this like I'm 74