teddy bear

Like in 95% sure my FBI agent is just like “woah okay I guess we’re done with guns and we’re trying to make a pipe bomb now”

But it’s just Crazy Jalapeño Hot Sauce Na Jaemin

YEA

YOU HEARD ME

I GLUED 2,444 (YES I COUNTED) INDIVIDUAL GLASS PIECES TO A WOODEN BOARD AND MADE IT LOOK LIKE JAEMIN

anyways

i just wanted to say that I finally brought Jaemin home after he has been locked in the prison of a display case of my high school for the past year DESPITE ME NOT BEING IN HIGH SCHOOL ANY MORE

yea

that’s it

Liv would meet me after class and then just say “Jaemins being a bitch”

I consistently had at least 5 open cuts on my hands from glass for A WHOLE YEAR

his hair was the definition of my worst nightmare

his skin? DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON HIS SKIN

I HAD TO CUT EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THOSE PIECES BY HAND

Hyunjin: so I lied, you know, like a liar

Seungmin: SHUT UP! You’re all gonna die. STREET SMARTS! AND SEE NOW, I’ve thrown him off his rhythm

Wonwoo: I try to stay optimistic, even though I will admit things are getting pretty sticky

Chris, holding a paper above Jisung’s head: PRINCESS DIANA IS DEAD

Changbin: and in a moment of perfect word association, I yelled: FUCK. D-A. POLICE

Jeongin: Because I am small. and I have no money. So you can imagine the kind of stress that I am under.

Hyunjin: I MADE A SALAD WITH CRAISINS!!!

Me: p l a n t

Okay so this is a collaboration project between myself ( @smorechan​ ) and the author @marshmellowmin​ . I hope you all seriously enjoy this as we will be expanding on this project between actual plot lines as well as any other form of media you would like to see/request. Please Enjoy!!!

Jungwoo: Con-artist. Ponzi scheme expert. Known to scheme millions out of dirty politicians and government officials. The cause for the last impeachment of the President, allowing for a mafia related politician to take the stands

Years in Mafia: 8

Weapon of Choice: None, claims to be a pacifist and hates the sight of blood

Body count: 0

Lucas:Assassin. First fired a gun at age 10 on a hunting trip with his grandfather; S-NCT’s standing gun expert. Usually does one or two jobs a month due to gun imports. Hangs out with YangYang way too much.

Years in Mafia: 9 ½

Weapon of Choice: Saint Edge AR-15 5.56

Body count: 62

(Kenz, when you see this, I’m really not sorry)

Mark: Works IT along with Chenle; comes up with heist ideas and has a degree in chemical engineering. Mark can literally build a bomb with both hands tied behind his back. Best friends with Haechan. 

Years in Mafia: 5 

Weapon of Choice: pipe bomb 

Body count: not entirely sure? Somewhere between 20 and 2000

Was recruited by Yuta, who was on a “business trip” to Japan. Ran the streets, knew them better than any one else (even got Yuta out of a few problems himself). Now monitors the Japanese end of the weapons trade, often acting as Yuta’s personal assistant in the making. He’ll never admit, but he really looks up to Yuta as a brother figure and would do anything for him and of course the rest of nct but that’s beside the point

Years in the Mafia: 4 months

Weapon of choice: his fists. Despite being a literal weapons dealer, mans is almost always lacking

Body count: none from his time in the mafia, though who knows how many people he’s had to kill to make it on the streets

Sungchan

This man was, at some point in history, in the police academy with Jeno. They were assigned to different forces, Jeno in Seoul and Sungchan to Busan, where he was literally kicked off the force for withholding incriminating evidence. The evidence in question would’ve put the wrong man (his brother) in jail for a crime he didn’t commit. Sungchan moved to Seoul, where he reconnected with Jeno, who took pity on the poor boy (and found a new respect for his loyalty and hate for their shared “profession”) and took Sungchan under his wing in S-NCT. Sungchan now officially deals with ground missions and unofficially acts as the mediator between the growing members of NCT

Years in Mafia: 4 months (entered the mafia same time as Shotaro, just different countries)

Weapon of Choice: Glock 22, a pretty standard weapon for US law enforcement (his favorite)