Enjoy!

it always always makes me laugh to swap definite and indefinite articles

Ugh it's so hot today, I'm sweating like the pig

W-woah there! You scared a bejesus out of me!

Ohhhh don't mind me... Ol' Turnip will tend the dust farm like he always has...

yo mama so crumb that strong ants took her away forever

just here to say i started using this joke on middle schoolers and it completely disarms them in every situation thanks so much

you want summa this? you want summa this? you want summa this? you w

I love Hideo Kojima he makes multiple games where characters give long winded monologues (that he personally wrote) about how US entertainment media is designed to manufacture consent for the military, and then he'll spend 3 days gushing about Top Gun

Kojima is very anti war, but also he has like a little kid brain where he just loves military hardware and spies and soldiers and he especially loves big machines that go really fast and make huge kabooms, and I think it's the tension between these two parts of him that makes his art so deliciously insane

ask a psychiatrist why someone does something and they’ll smile, close their eyes, sagely bow their head for a moment, and then look up and answer: “it is because of their brains”

videos that recreate the experience of being 12 years old playing video games while your parents have an absolutely batshit insane argument in the next room

Videos that explain to you the legend of hsu haos victory