A mere critter in the internet trash pile

You just know rfk jr is scuttling around the vents above mitch mcconnell's vegetable body waiting for a chance to drag it away and consume it like some kind of worm ridden xenomorph clad only in jeans

God, imagine being an unironic playstation Gamer™ right now. I would say the same about xbox fans but they've been dead for years.

I'm so out of the loop I genuinely didn't even know there was a supergirl movie. I thought it was a like, a joke because that batgirl show or whatever got disappeared for being bad. Finding out that not only is it real but that it is currently bombing harder than fucking morbius has a been wild ride of discovery.

One of the worst things is when you're working on a project and really enjoying it but you can feel it killing you because it's all you've been doing so you force yourself to take a break and while doing something else you keep thinking about how you could be making progress on The Project so you pick it back up then you catch yourself doing the thing you need to not be doing and the sands of your life in the hourglass of fate start falling faster and a baleful red star blinks at you from beyond the horizon of a timeless expanse and then it's bedtime and the day is over and you didn't take that damn break.