that's rough buddy

I'm Manly Man, the Super Rich and Famous. Son of Robby.

The dark one, glorious victor, the growler

I listen. I am the mayor of the valley.

I´m a gracious pear tree, and son of Rodrigo and that is just three of my names, my full name is much longer and weirder than that

I’m free man, poem, the sickle, street man

“you can’t forget your mother tongue” okay but have you considered bilinguals and polyglots whose first language isn’t english and whose development during adolescence was shaped by consuming content and media only in english and have ever since viewed that second language, foreign to their own, as a better outlet for their emotions and thoughts? as Yiyun Li said “it is hard to feel in an adopted language, yet impossible in my native language.”

oh to be stolen away in the dead of night by a mysterious ancient entity

OP I think we need to have a talk about your definition of “slightly uncomfortable” because my levels of rage skyrocketed faster than it took Thanos to snap his fingers

This is Staying In Your Own Lane 101

[internal dialogue] “What the- that guy’s got horns! That’s not normal. Well, not gonna ruin my day.”

The Collectibles: Best of 2020

some of y'all didnt grow up as the person nobody has a crush on and it really shows

some of yall never have to deal with the constant doubt in your own ability to be loved to the point where you get second hand embarrassment at the idea of someone being in love with you and finding you attractive because you’ve been diagnosed with ugly and cringy your whole life and it really shows

some of y’all have never been surrounded by friends who were considered pretty or attractive by peers from an early age and you being the only one who wasn’t profiled this way so it messed up your self-esteem so now you question every time someone says you’re anything other than ugly and it really shows