Smoky Memer - ABANDONED

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The MMCU (Mamma Mia Cinematic Universe)

OSHA requirements for anime girl thigh highs to ensure they don’t cut off circulation.

All anime girls are required to tie their hair up when working near machinery REGARDLESS of personality type.

Giant anime sweat drops represent a slipping hazard and should be dealt with using the appropriate absorbent sand spill cleanup kit. Report to your OSHA representative if you have not received spill management training.

Getting really embarrassed and emitting a cloud of steam from your head constitutes Hot Work and requires a permit to ensure that all flammable materials have been cleared from the area.

Magical girls form teams for a reason! Many tasks require two or more workers to safely carry out: don’t be a hero, hero!

Actually pretty easy. Trees don’t reject tissue from other trees in the same family. You bend the tree to another tree when it is a sapling, scrape off the bark on both trees where they touch, add some damp sphagnum moss around them to keep everything slightly moist and bind them together.  Then wait a few years- The trees will have grown together.  You can use a similar technique to graft a lemon branch or a lime branch or even both- onto an orange tree and have one tree that has all three fruits. Frankentrees.

As a biologist I can clearly state that plants are fucking weird and you should probably be slightly afraid of them.

On that note! At the university (UBC) located in town, the Agriculture students were told by their teacher that a tree flipped upside down would die. So they took an excavator and flipped the tree upside down. And it’s still growing. But the branches are now the roots, and the roots are now these super gnarly looking branches. Be afraid.

I am both amazed and horrified of nature as we all should be

I love how trees are like “fuck it, I’ll deal” at literally everything. Forest fire? Cool, my seeds’ll finally grow. Upside down? Branches, suck, roots, leave. What’s this new branch? Eh, welcome to the tree buddy.

I need to be more like tree

I continue to fear and respect out arboreal overlords.

what kind of professor did these students have that they needed to prove him wrong so badly that they literally dug up a tree, flipped it and put it back in the ground?

HOLY SHIT

THE LAST ONE

Solarpunk as fuck!!

Reblogging for “I continue to fear and respect out arboreal overlords.”

friendly reminder use your turn signal

hey I’m from tennessee i don’t understand this post?

show this post to the horse you ride around on he’ll take it from there

I’ve made an oath to never watch Adam Sandler and you should too!

someone has to watch him at all times or he will escape