Smith Professor Quotes

Just so we're clear, S&M in Japan does not mean "Sushi and Manga"

I don't dislike Republicans. We just disagree on things. Like everything.

Clay Aiken is running for Congress. Which, why not? At least he can sing.

"Usually I can get to queer porn in two steps or less but how did you get to queer porn?"

Does Yugoslavia still exist?

We often hear around graduation time “go with your passions!; Well, Hitler did that. No thanks!

"I'm sitting here washing pot shards for you. I guess that's love."

"A lot of swindling by Congress. I know that shocks you, and I wouldn't want to degrade your faith in the American political process but Congress had their fingers in that pie."

"Everyone has weird hobbies and that's one of mine. One of mine that's printable, at least."

If you don't know who you are, double check.

Major intervals always invert into minor ones. Always. Even at high altitudes. Even at high temperatures. Even at low temperatures. Even at the dark night of the soul, three in the morning. Even on Mars. Major inverts to minor, minor inverts to major, augmented to diminished, diminished to augmented, perfect to perfect. Thank you, Northampton.

This is our club. Welcome to the club. We have errors everywhere.

Green consumerism is exclusionary!

"The A in Academia could stand for Ableism"

New Moderator

I don’t see a lot of horror films. I go to department meetings for that.

"The king of the love poets! The high priest of elegy! The arch-duke of adultery!"