Justabookguy

michael:

Ladies and gentlemen, I’ve got the winners. I give you Tommy Ross and Carrie White.

A wild fox discovered in a fisherman’s bag after eating all the fish 

Perrin: gets up and changes it

Mat: finds a lightbulb randomly a throws it in the general direction of the socket, starts a fire

Rand: acepts he must now live in darkness

Egwene: just invents an entirely new form of lighting that is about a gazillion times better and more efficient

Nyneave: grumbles and changes the lightbulb

Moiraine: goes on a quest to find a new lighbulb

Lan: can probably see in the dark idk

Lanfear: doesn’t need a light bulb because she’s so hot she glowing

Semirhage: lights some people on fire

Loial: runs to change the light bulb because he needs light to read

I’m married to an idiot.

the granddaughters of catherine the great