Fearful Of The Night

The bar I hang out at just raised the price on their happy hour deal on mixed pints from $4 to $7 and to be completely honest it was because of me, I’m the only guy there that gets rum and cokes during happy hour

Like the bartender basically told me it was my fault

But here’s the kicker: I just saw online that they have a $15 Groupon that covers $30 worth of a meal/drinks, so as long as I get like a half order of wings which is like $3, I could hypothetically get four rum and cokes for a dollar less than what I was paying before

Local man singlehandedly drives bar into the ground

in english we say “shit” which translates to “2015 is tomorrow what the fuck it was 2012 5 seconds ago” and i think it’s beautiful.

in english we say “frick” which translates to “i made this post literally 12 minutes ago and it’s 2016 tomorrow what the heck” and i think it’s ridiculous. 

2018 is in like 114 minutes what the fuck

it’s 2019 in 23 hours. what the absolute fuck @ time take a CHILL.

I’ll stop queuing this when it stops making me laugh every time I see it….

this is how i die

THE,,, TH HANDCUFFS ON HIS FEEt???

Bdsm

The way he looked at the camera 😂💀

reblogging both for the video and for the hi-res version of this reaction image.