Georgiaisspiffy

bruh the only time a man should have an abortion opinion is if he’s pregnant

doctor said this with their stethoscope held over my heart

I mean… mood.

“that top looks good on you” *wears the top everyday for the next 8 months*

people who arent punctual freak me out im so stressed. what do you mean the event starts at 6 and you’ll pick me up at 5:50 even though I live 20 minutes from the venue? what do you mean being 10 minutes late is “no big deal”? what if there’s no parking and nowhere to sit? what then? i need to be there at 5:45 just to be sure and you’re like Oh Whatever Dude... ARE YOU OKAY

5. be bastard do crimes

it's bisexual visibility day!!!!!!!! i looked in the mirror and no joke dude there i was