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Angel on my left shoulder telling me to do good. Devil on my right shoulder telling me to do bad. Rat on my head teaching me how to cook

lol yeah go ahead try and attack me *notices i left my dragon scale talisman of immortality at home* or maybe lets not be too hasty

And when a Joe & the juice employee comes down from the stands and kisses Jalen Brunson on the mouth? And wolf parade starts playing?

these teenagers and their dog are trying ruin our money laundering business. no tony put the gun down were doing this the old fashioned way. were gonna dress up as monsters and scare them

I took your skull off display because my guests kept saying it looked noticeably gayer than the other skulls

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