Any headcanons for those two lizard boys?? Feel free to ignore birdie!! Thank you!
🩸 Bantering Baddie Buddies🩸
They're the kind of guys who'll crack jokes while sawing off limbs. Komodo's the more jittery, talkative one; Dragon is slower, calmer, but when he moves, it's lethal. Think Beavis & Butthead if they watched Hereditary on loop.
Komodo insists their knife names have meaning. His is called “Whispers,” Dragon’s is “Mother.” Don’t ask. You don’t want to know.
Dragon loves cartoons. Like, Looney Tunes and Courage the Cowardly Dog. He hums the theme songs while carving sigils into people.
Komodo has a pet rat named "Spaghetti" that he talks to like a baby. Spaghetti has seen things no rat should see.
Dragon collects candles. Not like cool blood ritual candles—like Yankee Candle. His altar smells like “Warm Vanilla Sugar” and dried entrails.
Komodo has a lisp that only comes out when he’s mad. Dragon teases him for it. Komodo threatens to slice his ears off every time.
They have a playlist titled “Summon Me Daddy.” It includes Rammstein, deadmau5, Gregorian chanting, and one stray Carly Rae Jepsen track that no one acknowledges.
Komodo writes fanfiction of the demon they worship. It’s disturbingly romantic. Dragon has read all of it and leaves kudos anonymously.
They have matching tattoos that say “Blood Brothers” in fake Enochian script. It probably says “Toaster Oven,” but neither of them care.
They eat gas station food like it’s gourmet. Dragon loves pickled eggs. Komodo is a microwave burrito purist.
Dragon is afraid of horses. Not demons, not the law, horses.
Komodo insists their rituals are “art.” He once wore a beret to a sacrifice and made Dragon call him “Maestro.”
Their dream is to summon a demon that calls them “my boys.” They crave parental approval so bad it’s funny and tragic.
Komodo once tried to start a TikTok ritual challenge. It got banned immediately, but he still tries to make it happen.
Sorry it's not more in detail. I just don't have the same spark or the hatred to dig much deeper atm