Its a dream world

my professor said my assignment was “late” because it was due on friday.........like phil my dude last time I checked the concept of time is dead and days don’t exist anymore

what the fuck was up with the icarly apartment

they really had an elevator directly into their apartment and like two or three discrete floors. their apartment was the size of a house and spencer was not employed.

whats the point of having a cat if it doesn’t commit crimes

Walks into the shelter like “give me the biggest bastard here”

Oh my god  D:

here’s a bad idea: listening to this in the dark by yourself

i just scared the fuck out of myself

Play this outside your house on halloween. 

ohfuq

JESUS SHIT THE BED NOPE NOPE NOPE

Why the fuck did they think people would enjoy listening to this even back then

Just *listening* to this feels like being sport-hunted by the aristocracy