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Me as a nerdy teenager with not a lot of friends: you know what is paramount to my happiness? Owning a lot of books.

Me as an adult trying to move to a second location: now hold on a sec.

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nbvagabond

i have never understood or played magic the gathering, but i have nothing but respect for it after seeing this tittieless snake woman

you could have gone the easy route. you could have given her titties. but you didn’t. cause she’s a reptile. thank you mtg. thank you.

heathawk13

Yes I added googly eyes to a hitachi.

freshouttathegape

😂😂😂

ourspacebetween-deactivated2021

*snort*

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academicssay

These are giving me the happies.

#unicorn kisses #mermaid songs #yeti mischief #dragon whispers #I have a Polar seltzer problem and it's out of hand

boldlyawkward

I made stew. It was awesome. I love potatoes.

potato

i luv u too

potato

wait what was in the stew

jkateel-archive

I needed this today.

havingcompassion-deactivated202

The Government spying on me: this bitch does nothing

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whyisthisfrenchguymasturbating

THIS IS THE DOPEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

stephanemiroux

smashingdarlingg

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sixpenceee

Tortoise hatchlings eating a hibiscus flower. (Source)

fleetingcolors-blog

I DIDN’T KNOW I NEEDED THIS TILL NOW

jamjizzle921

D8! Precious bbys

thatbitchregina

!!!!!!!!!

tsunbeares

i fucking looked up eggs with legs and i’m

ennoshi-blog

why are they in a cage?

trogdorthe-burninator

otherwise they’ll eggscape

goon

i cant breathe

smashingdarlingg

Fuck

rarabro

siri read a message from my mom (2017)

harlequinesque

i think we’ve gotten as close to a real life Howler as we can get

discogolfmagazine

this is literally the funniest thing Ive ever seen in my life

smashingdarlingg

It doesn't matter how many times I listen to it, it's STILL FUCKING FUNNY.

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shortvideosandstuff

Flight Simulator

priscellie

Did I reblog this yet? Gonna reblog it again.

amaryllist-deactivated20240328

Oh my god

It's with heavy hearts that all of us who love our dear Vanessa realize Monday it will be a full year that little Lela has been gone. She'll *forever* be her mom's Peanut, but this is an unbearably difficult time for Vanessa. Let's surround her with as much love and light as possible on Monday, and all take a quiet moment that day to light a candle in memory of Lela and her joyous smile and spirit. Post a photo of your #lightforlela candle and make it public, and let's light up the day as much as we possibly can. Please reblog to encourage everyone you know to show their love and support. We're all loving you so extra super mega hard right now, Vanessa. We're with you now, and we're with you always. ❤️

#light for lela

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