work like a captain|party like a pirate

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I love this song.

YMCA but instead of young man they say comrade and YMCA is USSR

comrade, steel production is down/i said comrade, you must sleep on the ground

so today i found out that i’m allowed to carry a knife with me to school as long as it’s smaller than 3 ½ inches but i still can’t show my shoulders and if thats not a perfect description of american schooling idk what is

COVER YOUR SHOULDERS WITH KNIVES

Shoulder blades.

Shoot your money all over my face

i just posted this stupid thing last night and i swear to god my brother came over today and said oh by the way heres the $300 i owe you. no fucking lie!

Anyone have an IUD form of birth control?? I’m trying to get as many opinions and information before I make a decision and it’s really hard to decide! I need to be on something, and with no period it’s pretty hard to gauge if I’m pregnant, and I do NOT want to be pregnant anytime soon, like ever, so I can’t risk it.

I have the Mirena and besides the initial cramps it’s been wonderful. I still get spotting around my period and after the first few months of not having a period you stop worrying about being pregnant. It’s comfortable and you can completely forget about it. I definitely recommend it. I use to have terrible, awful periods and horrible cramps and not dealing with that is amazing.

Ugh the cramps I used to get! My god, a nightmare. If this could help when it comes back that would be great. Did you have any weird side effects?

Like I said the initial cramping was intense but part of that is that I've never had a baby and my OBGYN said that after childbirth it's milder. I hope this isn't too much info but I had the heaviest periods that lasted five-six days and now I have a bit of spotting for a couple of hours. I don't even need to buy tampons. You just have to check for the strings about once a cycle to check that the IUD is positioned right but it's no big deal. My favorite form of birth control (I've used the pill, shot and patch before this). And I'm really sensitive to hormones and this doesn't bother me at all.

Anyone have an IUD form of birth control?? I’m trying to get as many opinions and information before I make a decision and it’s really hard to decide! I need to be on something, and with no period it’s pretty hard to gauge if I’m pregnant, and I do NOT want to be pregnant anytime soon, like ever, so I can’t risk it.

I have the Mirena and besides the initial cramps it's been wonderful. I still get spotting around my period and after the first few months of not having a period you stop worrying about being pregnant. It's comfortable and you can completely forget about it. I definitely recommend it. I use to have terrible, awful periods and horrible cramps and not dealing with that is amazing.

Save the kitty!

Mickey fucking breaks my heart

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