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Ken was created from Barbie’s rib

happy pride to my auto mechanic in particular, who's about to get blasted by the 00s club beats of my Gay Classics: Outrageous CD when he starts my car - a thing I only realized after I put the car key in the drop-off slot.

put those awesome boobs away dude now isn't the time

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

Having lesbian friends feels so healing. I love u lesbian friends.

Does anyone know if we have the impending doom tomorrow?

i still believe we should let kesha gut dr luke on stage with a longsword or a greatsword whichever one she prefers

zack fair is sooo funny hes so abundantly borderline inappropriately affectionate and its literally just how he shows his platonic friendship. i think hes like "whoa, sweet moves dude!" and kisses cloud (most repressed man in the world) square on the mouth and slaps his ass then skips off. cloud is left hunched over bright red heavy breathing shaking and going "WHAT DOES THAT MEAN" and the answer is unfortunately nothing. zack has already forgotten hes done that. he has a date with his one and only sweetie today and hes so excited to see her

can't believe we've all been here since we were 14 and now we're all 20000 years old

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

some of you have never had your notp be the most popular ship in the fandom and it shows

I see the evil in you and I don't mind