Food Crimes, Neopia Unit

Sure its unfriendly looking, but it sure tastes good!

After theorizing flavors, I have made this vegan ice cream for the hotter weather.

Ingredients

1 dragon fruit, flesh removed, peel discarded

1/2 tsp vanilla

4 c plain almond milk

1/3 c date sugar

1/2 c sugar

blueish purple dye (optional)

Puree and add to an ice cream maker.

Final Product via Shitty Photo:

Here is a cory catfish dice bag! I still need to add the strings to mimic the whiskers.

After spinning the wheel to see what land I am stuck in for Neopets, I took another look at Qasalan food.

This is the Qando Fruit. It has no descriptors other than "sweet" from other dishes. It is used in ice cream, breads, and fruit punch. Additionally, it appears to be grilled in direct heat on meat skewers and is also a pizza topping??

When I think "fruit that you grill" my immediate thoughts are peaches and pineapples. Neither are found in desert climates, though.

Based on the climate and the shape, it is likely a cactus fruit like prickly pear or dragon fruit. The sweetness sound more like dates, though.

Fresh strawberries were blended into the cookie mix for this extra fruity treat

Turns out I don't have my rabbit cookie cutter anymore. Oh well! Squirrels are close enough, I guess.

Ingredients

3/4 c butter

2 tbs shortening

1/2 c sugar

1/2 powdered freeze-dried strawberries (I powdered them myself)

1 egg

1 tsp vanilla

1 3/4 c flour

1/2 tsp salt

1/4 tsp baking powder

Recipe

Cream sugar, butter, shortening, and strawberry powder in a bowl.

Mix in the egg and extract.

Add flour, salt, and baking powder.

Let cool for 2 hrs or over night.

Roll out and cut.

Bake at 325* for about 10 to 12 minutes. Time varies on your cookie cutter.

Finished Product (Usuki Version??)

I see that even after a nice hiatus I still have my natural affinity for bad photography. Pinker in person.

Not that I'd be doing pancake art, but I bet it'd be a chocolate cinnamon pancake to represent her dark and fire faerie backgrounds.

A fruity, yet potent drink that will soon have you singing sea shanties.

This small variation on an AMF is perfect for a hot afternoon in the sun!

Ingredients

1/2 oz gin (I used indigo for color)

1/2 oz vodka

1/2 oz run

1/2 oz blanco tequila

1/2 oz blue Curacao

2 oz sweet and sour mix

Lime Jarritos, to top (sprite is used in the original)

Recipe

Shake the liquors and sweet and sour mix in a shaker with ice. Strain into a tall glass filled with ice.

Top with lime soda. Use a bar spoon to mix carefully.

Final Product

What video game do you most regret not finishing?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

I never actually finished a single run of Baldur's Gate 3.

Here's what I have to work with:

A fruity, yet potent drink that will soon have you singing sea shanties