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my sister loaned me donkey kong bananza, and im at the like... 6th area i think? but my thoughts so far are:

its very fun to smash things as donkey kong- the core gameplay loop of this game is a blast. nintendo sure knows how to make a 3D platformer with collectables

i love the themed props and set design and i honestly don't like destroying the little scenes as DK because they're so cute. the first real area you go to has monkeys who don't like outsiders and i'm like, 'makes sense,' since DK shows up and immediately wrecks everything. by the end of the area they like you and i simply do not buy it. no amount of help we did for them feels like it makes up for turning the entire landscape into swiss cheese

i hate fully voiced characters in nintendo games soooo much oh my god

pauline is almost completely devoid of personality, and her constant unnecessary dialogue feels the developer thinks im completely incapable of observing my surroundings. i do not need pauline to say 'is that a banana?' or 'oh! a banana!' literally every time we find a banana. can you imagine if toad or luigi or whoever the fuck followed you around in mario 64, and whenever you were within like 3 feet of a star, they said 'LOOK! A STAR!'

if i'm being generous i'll assume its like this because play testers were burrowing up near bananas and overlooking them due to the digging camera, but you also have a button that's basically sonar that makes collectables light up neon on the screen. so i really do not think it was necessary

the most i've been endeared to Pauline was the few times she's had a little 'hehehe' reaction when I did something particularly destructive or mischievous. if they had leaned harder into characterizing her as a child who loves goofy chaos and destruction, i think i would enjoy her a lot more

#she's just like. sanitized generic child (Girl). her 1 character trait is she has stage fright and is thus scared to use her singing powers #also yeahhh i should really stop playing until after artfight ends huh #i need a text post tag

i have what is probably a pinched nerve in my neck and i'm being very stoic about it

#giving up on hoping it gets better on its own and going to urgent care tomorrow #its also giving me headaches and i cant take it anymore this sucks!!! this shit sucks!!!! did anyone know that being in pain sucks #doodles #synthaphone

shmurg

attack on @synthaphone !

#reblogs #art for me #THANK YOU AGAIN this RULES!!!!!!#spitz

artfight attack for @arttani!

#i don't do soft shading like this often so it was interesting to give a shot!#decided to go with it because i got in too deep looking at lava lamp reference images and thought it might look coooool #neopets #artfight #my art

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sinclair doodles

#doing that thing i do again where i'm like. lets give a character features that make them really difficult to draw (this time its '12 legs')#i forgot it was straight up 12. i thought i'd gone with 10 but i checked my ref and nooope its 12 #i could reduce it. but like. there's a sick part of me that's like 'CAN i make myself get used to drawing this character like this?'#the proportions are also difficult. i don't want to make her too skinny or give her too much of a neck; the wideness is charming #and like most of my characters; there is very little forehead real estate; and her antennae sort of create a nervous eyebrow marking #which is workable + another charm point; but also makes a lot of expressions more difficult #but the legs are the real hard part. i kind of like the idea of posing them like they're different frames of one arm moving; it looks good #like they'd animate in a sort of wave motion and the lower ones would sort of trail after the top pair #which are the only ones that get a thumb claw #the bowtie is silly but i like it.#this character is the epitome of 'cart before the horse' design. i wanted a funny velvet worm #and now i'm struggling to come up with interesting story scenarios and personality that fit the design. this is not working very well #but who knows... maybe i'll think of something really good eventually #that won't require massive design alterations to make sense #anyway that's enough tags i think lol #doodles #sinclair

having a bit of a slow start this year, but here are the Artfight attacks i've completed so far in 2026!!

characters belong to, in order: CloverCrash, @araenu, @xxstarl1ghtxx, rubyiconic, and AprilPowered!

#all revenges so far; but i'm gonna get some attacks in soon >:)#artfight #artfight 2026 #my art #i have GOT to draw faster. my ratio......!#but artfight feels like such a good excuse to experiment and push myself that i dont wanna completely pass that opportunity up either #and i like how these came out :)

sheishine

HINEZ - Sea Creatures and Their Precious Pets: Yellow Fish

Soft sculptures by Hiné Mizushima.

#reblogs #this is so precious; i love sheishine’s work

ak-illustrate

Art Fight - @synthaphone's character Sam!

#reblogs #art for me #neopets #sam #YAAAY THANK YOU AGAIN!!!!!#his expression is sooo cute here ;_;

uncle-cucky

Artfight Set #3 (now huge because i kept forgetting to upload) 💥🎨

HAVING ALOT OF FUN YIPPPEE

~Chernabog_ @alicemoon812 @synthaphone

@cajamapat ~goofleegoober

@slirthart ~xMarxTheHeart @cozystars

~Wito ~Mopan

#reblogs #fuzebox #art for me #THANK YOU SO MUCH AGAIN for drawing my guy!!!!

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this shit is evil

#i need a text post tag #i LIKE having both of these options; dont get me wrong #but perhaps. the plastic caps could not be almost exactly the same color if the respective inks are that different

yoooo the full setlist for the Curse of Maraqua expansion for the Battledome TCG is out, so I can share the final illustration I did for it- The Sword of the Deepest Waters!

#freelance #my art #neopets #battledome tcg

i had a dream where i was in a bigass castle in a video game, and i was trying to follow an anthro dog as he went running out of the building to find his dad. there were a number of wrong turns you could take, but there was also floating confetti in the air as a particle effect, and the pieces of confetti would get bigger when you were following the right path.

then when i got to the end my brain completely forgot what i’d been looking for and the path ended with me Succeeding by finding Homestar Runner. who gave me a sticker of himself and said “You found me! But I’ve heard you’ve been killing monsters… You should be befriending monsters, not killing them.” and I thought to myself “ah yes, he chastises the player if youve been doing the No Mercy route” (i had not killed anything in the entire dream)

#ive never done one of the evil routes irl either- which i only mention because this dream looks like im having an anxiety dream about it #it was actually an anxiety dream for the classic ‘you took your pants off in public’ nightmare scenario; that just happened earlier #also homestar runner was represented by an uncanny looking 3D model. and had fangs for some reason #dream diary

ottersaurus

Stocks!

#reblogs #neopets #i like this... awesome expression

i'm so captivated by the artists i follow on artfight who can do stylish, clean weighted lines, seemingly very quickly. i wish they had process videos because i desperately want to see how they do it

#i need a text post tag #i know a lot of it is practice + skill #but part of me wonders i'm approaching lineart from the wrong angle and i need to start trying different strats #gill pointed out i should practice drawing from the elbow more and i DO think they're right #i gotta lock in

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serendipity-books

The Dream Tree

#really endeared by these. their expressions are so good #reblogs

sleepingninj

This attack was so fun to make!! I kept getting sidetracked while making this, which is why this one took way longer than it should've. These two are Sam and Viarnne, created by Synthaphone ( @synthaphone ).

#reblogs #art for me #THANK YOU SO MUCH AGAIN!!!!#this is so cute #sam #viarnne #neopets

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