Carolina drama

worst part of adulthood so far is definitely the fact that people have the ability to contact me and i have to respond in a timely manner

I’m just a dumb bitch… standing in front of a romcom… asking it to fill the void in my life with somewhat unattainable representations of romantic love

Boy: Hey! Me: (ง︡’-‘︠)ง

@framestreetnightingale

Shoutout to my girls that are desired, but not loved.

Yes

You mean right now?

If you think you’ve hit rock bottom, just remember that my bank once froze my accounts because I bought a healthy ready meal at my local supermarket and they classed it an ‘uncharacteristic purchase’

this fucking tea

someone was upset bc i only said eve and not adam and eve, like adam isnt iconic enough to get a mention, bad bitches only get dignified by me. when adam like equally takes responsibility for causing the fall of humanity before just blaming it on his cunning stunning and equally endearing wife he can get a mention, until then his ass can take several seats. the only thing he has ever contributed was what a rib to make the best? we don’t talk about ios updates after we get the latest and greatest, eve was the best and he couldnt do better. thank u.