I just saw this awful ad for a carpet cleaning service in Australia. If I actually lived in Australia I'd call them just to complain.
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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I just saw this awful ad for a carpet cleaning service in Australia. If I actually lived in Australia I'd call them just to complain.

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Do you love Mango? Do you love rainbow chickens (AKA sun conures)? Of course you do! And this Giving Tuesday I challenge you to help Mangoâs species by donating to the Keep the Suns Shining in Guyana experiment!Â
What is the experiment? From their page:Â
âThe Sun Conure, Aratinga solstitialis, is vanishing. Wildlife trafficking has nearly eliminated this beautiful bird from Guyana. We will construct a breeding facility and identify captive birds in the pet trade that are descended from birds captured in Guyana to serve as founders for a reintroduction program. We will prepare the foundation of a scientifically sound, tourism compatible conservation breed and release program for this iconic species.â
Please check out their page and watch their video which is excellent and far more entertaining than it has any right to be. Theyâve got tons more info there!
BUT thereâs only 3 days left for the campaign and they are only about halfway funded.Â
If you love birds and love my content, I ask you, Birblr, to be the force of good I know you are this Tuesday. Conservation efforts such as these mean so much to me and are crucial to conservation.Â
So please help spread the word! Donate, reblog, signal boost! Share with friends and family! Blast it on social media! Thereâs only a few days left!Â
Thank you! Â
If you havenât ordered a Pepper and Mango shirt yet, nowâs the time! For a limited time only, using the discount code BIRDBREAD on Level Up Studios will get you 25% off your order!Â
Get a Pepper shirt here
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Each comes with a card âsignedâ by the birds and a portion of the sales go into my vet fund!Â
This discount code will only be active for a couple days so act fast! Thank you!Â
So I recently Iâve got a new bill put on me that I wasnât expecting and Iâm trying to pay it by taking commissions. Iâm offering 6 and half by 4 inch bird portraits for $15 each. These are colored pencil and watercolor on watercolor paper. Later I may expand, but as of right now I am only drawing birds and only doing portraits like the ones you see above. More examples here.Â
For your $15 you will be mailed the actual piece and of course youâll get a bonus Pepper/Mango autograph!Â
Iâm opening six slots right now, and once those are finished, if people are still interested, I will open another six slots. To start the process, you must:Â
Email me at [email protected] with the subject line Parrot Portraits. I will send you back a couple questions about your bird as well as the email address to send payment to through PayPal. After I have been sent both payment and the answered questions, I will start on your piece. I will do them in the order I receive both from first.Â
Even if you canât commission me, if you could reblog it would be really awesome. Thank you!Â
đđđđ this was at my local Petco
Saw this at my petco too, and was actually fairly pleased with it? Aside from the inaccurate inch per gallon of fish rule being perpetrated more, itâs a VERY good PSA. And even implies you should keep a betta in a 10g! (Even if the rest of their signage doesnât). A+ I like it

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Source: http://www.beatricebiologist.com/2016/05/dont-get-dory/
$300 of Almost Flushed Fish
Got a call today from someone wanting to buy 30 Glofish (for those who donât know, these are genetically modified fish that are bright neon colors). Asks the price ($9).
Suspicious, I ask what these fish are for. The customer dodges my question for a bit, but after asking enough times she tells me theyâre for centerpieces for an event. She wants to stick tetras in vases in the middle of tables for a kidâs party.
I kindly tell her we donât sell fish for event decorations, and we part our merry ways on the phone.
She was willing to spend almost $300 on fish. For party decorations. Fish that likely wouldâve been flushed or stuck in a bowl to suffocate.
Living things are NOT decorations.
Before Owning a Bird I Agree to the Following Terms:
-I will do all the proper research necessary, not only on bird ownership, but on the particular species I intend to own. I will do more than just use a search engine. I will read, I will probe, I will ask questions. I will learn all the requirements.Â
-I will provide the biggest cage I can afford that meets or exceeds the cage requirements for my birdâs species.Â
-Within that cage I will provide proper toys, perches, and accessories. The cage will be placed in a safe, comfortable place within my home.Â
-This cage will be cleaned often and not allowed to become unsanitary.Â
-I will provide a proper diet for my bird. One that insures their continued health. I understand this may require food preparation, including bird-safe fruits and vegetables. I will provide fresh food and water daily. I will not allow food or water dishes to become unsanitary.Â
-I will search out avian vets and provide vet care when necessary.Â
-I understand that birds are long-lived. I will provide a loving, safe forever home for my bird as long as they live. I know that I may have this bird through different stages of my life and I agree to find ways to continue to care for my bird despite that.
-I will require those within my life including spouses, partners, parents, roommates, family, and guests to support me in my efforts for quality care for my bird. I will ask that they respect my bird. Those I invite into my life will understand that my bird and I are a package deal.Â
-However, in the event that something unpredictable occurs that prevents me from providing proper care, (for example if I become ill) I will find my bird a new home that meets the same standards of care I have, or I will find a reputable rescue to surrender my bird to. I will not abandon my bird or leave it in unsafe care.Â
-I understand that birds are smart, sensitive creatures that require enrichment in various forms. I will provide this via daily time outside of the cage, a multitude of toys both inside and out of the cage, and daily attention. I will research ways to stave off boredom for my bird. This can include force-free, positive reinforcement training.I will respect my bird and their intelligence.Â
-I understand that birds communicate largely through the use of vocals. I know that birds, no matter the species, are not quiet animals. I know that an always silent bird is impossible. I know that different species have different noise levels. I will take this into consideration in my research.Â
-I understand that birds are messy creatures. I know that messes will be made that I must clean, even outside the cage. This will include bird dander. This may require buying equipment like an air purifier.Â
-I understand that birds can be destructive. I know that larger birds have bigger beaks capable of damaging housing and valuables. Even smaller birds may damage jewelry and clothing. I know that destruction of property left within the birdâs reach is my own fault.Â
-I understand that I will get bitten. I know that my birdâs beak is one of the biggest ways they explore the world. I know that biting is also used to communicate. I will not take it personally when bitten. I will learn to read my birds body language to anticipate when a bite is likely.Â
-I understand most species of birds are not truly domesticated. I will be sensitive to this fact. I will not try to correct behavioral problems with violence, yelling, or neglect. I will attempt to see things from my birdâs perspective.Â
-I will unconditionally love my bird, even if they are not the perfect pet. Even if my bird never learns to talk, or perform tricks, I will love my bird. Even if my bird never takes to petting or becomes fully tame, I will love and care for my bird. My birdâs right to a good, safe home is not dependent on fulfillment of my expectations of what would make them a good pet.Â
-I will not place my animals in unsafe situations for any reason. This includes placing my bird with any predators, even other pets, for any amount of time. This includes unsafely taking my bird outside without a harness or cage. I will learn of dangers to my bird, like Teflon, and I will ensure my bird is safely away from such things.Â
-I will not disregard or minimize my birdâs importance due to any factor. Not even size or price. No bird is more important than another in my home. I understand that while some birds may have more lax requirements, this does not mean that quality care is sacrificed. I will not get a bird as simply a âstarter birdâ on my way to working up to a bigger bird. All are equally important.Â
-I will always continue my education when it comes to birds and their care. I will carefully consider constructive criticisms and strive to provide the best care possible. I realize that I am all my bird has. I know that living does not mean thriving. My goal is for my bird to thrive, not merely live, and I will never stop learning when it comes to this endeavor.Â
-I may make mistakes, especially as a new bird owner, but I will learn from my mistakes and I will not give up on myself or my bird.Â
-I understand that this is just a list of the minimum requirements and I will do more research than simply agreeing to this list. I will not bring home a bird until I find myself able to agree to all points on this list.Â
There is some serious sass going on in this facebook group
Holy shit
Ways to keep your bunnies cool in hot weather! n_n
1. Fans make for good airflow but donât direct it straight at the cage
2. Leafy greens like lettuce do not make a good lunch but are great for hydration!
3. Old plumbing pipes, bricks and ceramic tiles hold the cool very well and bunnies like to press against them
4. A damp towel is lovely to lay on
5. Frozen water bottles are the best - especially when you put it in the bunny houses to make for a cool room!
6. Bunnies get rid of heat through their ears. Gently spray hot bunny ears to help them cool down - donât get water in the ears D:
Warning signs:
A hot bunny breathes fast and has pink ears. A hot bunny in distress will be on itâs side breathing really fast and nose wiggling.
Put bunny on a wet towel. Take another wet towel and wet the ears. Wet the towel and slowly cool the whole bunny down. Do not put the bunny in very cold water. If bunny is not cooling down, go to the vet.
Prevention is best, keep an eye on your bunnies!
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Letâs talk about lights!
The âsunbeamâ or âpatch of sunâ method of UVb lighting strives to emulate a more wild-type photo-environment for sun-worshiping lizards.
First - Thermal Imaging showing the heat gradient in Peppers enclosure. IR thermometers are helpful to map out the thermal gradient. Placement of lights and physical barriers like the logs helps cast cool shadows. Itâs even cooler in the soil.
Second - Placement of the T5-HO UVB near the heat lights gives a photo-gradient that matches with the thermal gradient. This allows for regulation of UV exposure in a more natural way - lower in the shade/cool areas and highest where itâs hottest. The overlay is a 2D estimate from Dr. Frances Baines ISO-irradiance charts and is a bit difficult to line up exactly on a 3D image. It is pretty close to the measurements I get with my solarmeter though.
Finally - A summary of the popular florescent tubes and the relative strength vs distance for several configurations. My hope is this can be helpful for folks when setting up their UV lights as an estimate. For reference, bearded dragons are Zone 3 Baskers, though this method can and does apply to other herps based on their self selected exposure levels I donât have a list of them. (All values are approximations as reported by Dr. Baines and intended as reference values - individual results may vary!)
more on ferguson zones https://www.solarmeter.com/pdfs/paper2.pdf
excellent info
Something I just come across a lot when people get polite advice on their animal husbandry is âMy animal is SPECIAL/SMARTER and therefor ABOVE the risksâ.
âWell MY gecko is too smart to eat sand! he wouldnât do that, so itâs okayâ
or
âWell MY cat is too smart to go on the roads, so we let her out!â
or
âWell maybe lizards canât be cohabitated but MY lizards love each other/were raised together etc so itâs okay!â
We all want to think our animal is special, because itâs ours! And they are to us of course, but not in a way that puts them above the risks that apply to the species.
Your animals are not cuddling; they literally do not have the brain anatomy to âloveâ one another, theyâre competing for resources no matter how cute they look or how long theyâve been raised together. Your cat is no smarter (or luckier) than any other cat, and it can and will get hit by a car if you let it outside unsupervised. Geckos biologically lick their surroundings to gather information. Thatâs what the species itself does, the intelligence of your individual gecko does not change that, and it will ingest sand and die from it.Â
Your pet is not above the risks of poor husbandry just because it is yours. It isnât any more special than the other pets that have DIED from the same practices. Set aside your pride in your animal for one moment to actually think of the animal.
Damn right.
relaxed vs upset poses and a common behavior list! this post was suggested by the lovely kaijutegu may have forgot some things but I tried my best!Â
pancake: when a beardie flattens their body out. this is to better absorb heat and UVB. they will often turn their body toward the sun or heat source before flattening out.
fat balloon: often accompanied by puffing the beard and/or gaping, but not always. balloon behavior points toward your lizard being angry, upset, or feeling threatened. though sometimes they seem to do it for no reason.
opening mouth: mostly happens when theyâre out in the sun or under their basking light. this means theyâre regulating their temperature. if your beardie is opening their mouth a lot under their basking area you may want to double check the temps.Â
gaping: an open mouth, but the reason is different. gaping is done when the lizard feels upset or threatened. they are giving a warning to the offender to back off or they will bite if need be.
biting: if the bite isnât an accident during feeding, this lets you know your lizard sees you as a possible threat and isnât comfortable around you yet.
puffing out beard: can mean they are upset, but in captivity they may just be stretching their beard. if itâs puffed out and black in color, they are likely upset by something.
head bobbing: the lizard is trying to show you or another animal that they are the dominant one.
waving arm: a submissive action, showing the lizard recognizes you or another animal as a superior.Â
sexy leg: the common term in the hobby for when the lizard stretches one or more of their legs out. this is also a sign theyâre relaxed and comfortable, in geckos itâs called âsleepy feetsâ!
eye bulging: commonly thought to be associated with shedding, but not always, it can occur even when the lizard is not in shed. this behavior looks very concerning but is completely normal.
licking: beardies and many reptiles will lick their environment to sense things and comprehend whatâs around them. this is a good sign of them being relaxed and inquisitive of their surroundings.
how did you go about taking poncho outside? my beardie runs away a lot and is unpredictable what should I do?
first off if you think your bearded dragon might run off and get lost you should invest in a harness for them to ensure that doesnât happen!
to get your lizard used to outside, make sure you can control them INSIDE first. make sure theyâre comfortable and used to you inside before you attempt to take them out.
when you take your beardie outside, sit down with them in the grass or wherever and place them on your lap. let them sit there for as long as they want to get used to the sights, sounds, smells. if they choose to get down in the grass thatâs alright, but keep a good eye on them.
if they decide to walk through the grass, walk alongside them as they go.
when taking your lizard outside itâs very important to know the plants around your area and which are safe and which are toxic. here is a list of toxic plants in addition to plants, watch for outside bugs. your beardie should never be consuming outside bugs. watch out in particular for lightning bugs, these can very easily kill your beardie even if just ONE is ingested.
monitor the area for any animals or your own dogs/cats/etc that might decide to attack your lizard. even if youâre sure they âget alongâ it can still happen, better safe than sorry
allowing your lizard outside time is the greatest way to get them UVB! but make sure they have access to a shady area if they choose to get out of the sun, especially if theyâre opening their mouth (this means theyâre a bit too hot and trying to regulate their temp)
Iâm sure thereâs some other tips but I canât think of them atm!Â
The same goes for any reptile you want to take outside! Obviously you canât put a snake in a harness, but good-fitting harnesses are a great idea for lizards large enough to wear one.
So I'm having an issue with my heat mat, it's making the enclosure of my leopard geck too hot and has caused a couple of cracks,, as well as making the warm hide too hot and as such makes my geck not want to hide in it. While this didn't take too long to find out I have yet to see anyone explain how to solve this situation. Do you know of any ways?
Do you have a thermostat? If no, thats how to fix it. Thermostats will regulate the temperature of your heat mat and keep it from overheating. You can get a hydrofarm brand thermostat on amazon for about $30 (cheapest thermostat I have used that still works ok). If it is on one just turn down the temp setting.
Itâs extremely important to regulate reptile heat! Many people think that just by using a heat mat or a heat lamp theyâll be ok, but heat mats can get extremely hot. A good thermostat is very important because heat can cause burns, neurological damage, and even death in a reptile! Thermostats will also save you money by regulating the energy used in heating a reptile enclosure, so itâs a win-win all around.

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Have a pet emergency savings
It is important to have one. Save your money for any emergencies that may happen to your pets. In my opinion, if you have pets, save money from your paycheck, birthday, allowances, etc. You do not need to be spending all your money on things you do not need. That $9 (how much it is locally here) for a movie ticket, can be saved to go towards the savings. You can still have a social life without spending a lot of money. Work part-time to help. Cut back on certain items that are not important. Why let your pet suffer when it gets sick because you did not have the funds?
This is a reason why I save a bit from every paycheck after paying bills. I only work part-time and make a small amount but as a pet owner of different animals, I have to take care of them the best I can. (Mind, I have been working since I was 16 and throughout college, so school should not be stopping you from a part-time job unless you are in internships, volunteer work,etc.; I had classmates that had one or two jobs, families, and still went to school full-time with social lives).Â
Vet bills and meds are expensive. If you have a savings, you will not have to borrow or ask for money. I know it may sound mean but if you do not have the funds for the pet, why keep it? Sure, you may have ârescuedâ it from a bad home or pet store but how much better is it in your care if you do not have the right equipment or money to take it to the vet?Â
Axolotl Care Sheet
Axolotls (ambystoma mexicanum) are not fish, but neotenic salamanders! They have the (very cute) gilled look of salamander larvae, but never metamorphose onto land. Essentially theyâre rebellious teenagers who told evolution they were never going to grow up.
They are freshwater, and can grow up to 12 inches long and live for up to 15 years when well taken care of! They are more what I would consider an intermediate pet, with specific temperature requirements, and a prior knowledge of aquatic keeping highly recommended.
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