You are the whole universe

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

Didn't that last one actually get implemented into canon?

Another day being an Elder Red Dragon. Adventurers keep asking if they can fuck me. Buddy, they won't even let me fuck a dragon.

Orcs have sieged the main gate but whatever. I am behind the second gate, which is unsiegable.

The impenetrable second gate has been sieged, but no matter, my door is the strongest door in the realm.

Door break

what's up man

I thought this was a slab of ground beef superimposed into minecraft

there are corners of this website where the year is still 2013. and sometimes, on beautiful nights when the veil is thin, you can find them . if you know where to look

the Masters of the Universe remake makes this video relevant again which means we are in the best timeline

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

Did you know that taxonomically there is no such thing as a video game?

a video game is actually more closely related to a camel than it is to a hagfish

[new to sadism] I'm gonna hurt the blood out of you

[new to masochism] no 😦

and yet a trace of the true self remains in the false self

that is an alligator

and yet a trace of the true self remains in the false alligator