whats some fun activities to do while laying down in bed

phone

okay ❤️ yay ❤️

ibuprofen is a type of angel that can live inside a bottle in your house

having SUCH a beverage girl summer, i'm litchrally incomplete without an iced bev in hand she is my friend partner companion lover

Getting into a KarAkciddent and splashing 3 cups of FükkenScälden all over myself

Going for a job interview, nailing every question, getting hired on the spot, walking out to my car and immediately hitting and killing a pedestrian in the parking lot

there is not a single role chris pratt does that jack black couldn’t do better

at the people saying jack black couldn’t play star lord: why? no really, go ahead and tell me. I think I know the answer but I want to hear you say it.