mid bitch with terrible vibes

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

A truthberry might make you tell the truth... But a lieberry? A lieberry will loan you books

[deeply concerned] whose pussy is this?

i wont worry about it i say to myself with the always worried disorder

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

it really is fucking pathetic that a country with more guns than people can't hit one guy

if this is how you found out there was an active shooter at the White House yesterday I'm sorry

Me: oh it's this post again. Wait. Why does it say "posted 37 minutes ago"

sorry I can’t hang out tonight. yeah I’m busy freaking out over things that might not even happen. yeah it’s gonna take a while