YAH YEET

barista just asked me "... and who are you?" instead of asking "can I get your name?"

i didn't even do anything

Oh boy I was really looking forward to crossing the river of the dead but it looks like a ferry doesn't come for another 20 minutes, do you guys mind sending me a reminder?

Randy, it's been 20 minutes, time to cross the river

zzzzzz

RANDY, YOUR STYX

magic is real its called c4

HEY LADIES . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . DID YOU KNOW UHHHHHHHHH

yes

ok

Why's there a sliced salmon in the background?

this post from 4 years ago had less than 1000 notes yesterday. thank you all

Just finished my placements in overwatch competitive. I hit silver 2 I am going to kill myself.

damn bro. you trash

What’s your Overwatch competitive rank?

i ain’t ever play overwatch a day in my life. i just wanted to spread negativity. merry christmas

the ‘ooh NO brer fox, don’t give my post a bunch of notes, noOOo i would HATE that!’ style of clout fishing is so obnoxious. if you’re going to chase clout do it in an honest and god-fearing way. im holed up in a skyscraper and every ten minutes that go by without someone reblogging this post i shoot another hostage