today, i post random bullshit. this will continue

I'M SENDING YOU BOTH BACK TO MAID ACADEMY

so ur at the party right and there’s this girl in the corner with another girl on a leash with the puppy ears on standard stuff and u start talking to her and she introduces the girl on the leash and says “this is my little puppy, Emily. say hi Emily” and the leash girl does a little bark at u and u say “oh that’s nice” and ur looking for a way to avoid the awkward silence during a 4 second period that feels like a half hour so u ask “does she know any tricks?” so the girl says “come on girl, show ‘em” and the puppy girl gets up pulls out a skateboard and starts doing the sickest kick flips u ever saw

About seven and a half years ago, I was #cancelled for making essentially the same post as OP.

Cybersmith, your post was Very different from this one

um. guys. not to ruin anyone’s christmas or anything but a goblin army is approaching from the west

why you gotta bring up old shit

i cannot hate myself into a version of me i will love.

i cannot punish myself in any way that will unmake the past.

Ehehehee im so glad u like her zettas a fav of mine. Very very fun to write

thank you for to playing our game, Tumblr user chimeraboy-girlcock

harry du claus

i am so fucking jolly right now

Pig's requestin' cookies and milk like it's no big deal

Say one of these Naughty or Nice things or fuck off

re-reblogging and thinking about when i have another collection agency calling that i can just do this

Yo this is such good info to have

Cheers Americans, have fun with this one

Being recently disabled this is going to relieve a FUCK TON of weight holy SHIT