Here For A Long Time Not A Good Time

the father (dolly parton), the son (sabrina carpenter), and the holy spirit (miss piggy)

I wish they could invent a medical device that temporarily transfers your symptoms and pain to the doctor treating you and it worked like a shock collar. “I think light exercise would-.” and then bam they’re rolling around the floor clutching their stomach in agony and dry heaving.

they say you can't pour from an empty cup but i've been doing it my whole life and aside from all of these mysterious ailments it's working out great for me

I can’t decide if it’s funnier if this is about autism or lycanthropy

I've been 'waiting for it to get better' for as long as I can remember.

it really is crazy how quickly people were willing to just let chatgpt do everything for them. i have never even tried it. brother i don't even know if it's just a website you go to or what. i do not know where chatgpt actually lives, because i can decide my own grocery list.